This Blind Item Really Gets Me

I don't know who this chick is but she sounds like the life of the party. Also, "paint stripping fart" needs to officially replace "Jesus pork fried Christ" as my favorite phrase:

Which Corrie actress got so hammered in Manchester members bar The Press Club that she fell of her stool and, when arse touched floor, unleashed a paint-stripping fart. Her encore was to shrug her shoulders and piss her pants. [Holy Moly]

Sigh. That's as good, no better, than anything I could ever write. Ever. Somebody please send this chick to the States. We need someone to replace Lindsay now that she's gone all tragic on us.