What In The Gay Is This? John Mayer's Album Cover For "Battle Studies"

John. Johnny John John John. No matter how much hair gel you use, no matter how proudly you arch your gayface in the air, you will never ever be an Abercrombie and Fitch model. For the love of God, please stop trying.

If you're interested in hearing the unique mating call of the yellow bellied douche sack, you can streamline John Mayer's new album at Rhapsody. Do it now, before they make you pay for it.