Kelly Clarkson "My Life Would Suck Without You" Album Cover

Hmm I'm not sure what to think about this. The Glamour Shots Photoshop effects and Dolly Barton blouse I could definitely do without. I think that lace crepe is from my Aunt Sally's last 4th of July BBQ. Well! You'd be amazed how well it can dress up a picnic table. I never saw the pototo salad look so good.

The pose certainly could have been better, but her lips look killer, and this is much better than her last cover. Seems more upbeat too. "My Life Would Suck Without You"? That's quite an improvement over "You're gonna be so sorry you dumped me" or whatever it was she was whining about on her last (flop) album. Going back to her happy pop roots is the best move for her career. Case in point: can you name a single song from her last album? (I can, but only because I fell asleep with MTV on by accident. Tragically, I'll also always know who won episode #128 of Room Raiders, too. Yay for wasted brain space!) Now, think of "Since You Been Gone" and try, just try to get it out of your head. Not so easy, eh?

Best of luck this time around, Kelly! Ditch the fat angry lesbian vibe and I guarantee your next single will go far!