Jenna Fischer Talks On Screen Nudity
I love Jenna Fischer. She can make anything sound endearing. She could say to me "Oh yeah so I spent Tuesday carefully sautering the severed heads of puppies onto the bodies of decapitated of Girl Scouts, sorry I couldn't return your call. I have a anti abortion rally at two on Wednesday, and I'm popping Paris Hilton's cooch pimples at six, but after that I'm free! Let's go light the homeless on fire or something, I'm feelin' frisky!". And I'd just be like "Oh that Jenna. She's such a character!"
I love her so much, I can't even bear to slam her for discussing her onscreen nudity for Walk Hard. She just makes it sound so...ugh! Likeable! Real! Accessible! Someone you could have a beer with! I can't stand it!
"In your house you don't have a team of people lighting you perfectly. They can light your cellulite so you see it or don't see it; it's the most amazing thing. They can put makeup on your legs, you try on hundreds of outfits until you find the one that looks the most perfect on you," Fischer told Tarts. "It really has nothing to do with whether you're in shape or not. They can do pretty amazing things with any body type."
"The producers made me get my lady business waxed so that it didn't come out in my costume," Fischer said. "So they sent me to a waxing place and the woman's got hot wax and she's ripping off everything. Just at that moment when I had my leg up in the air and she was applying the wax she said 'my husband and I love you and your show.' It really was the wrong moment to bring that up because I felt so vulnerable." via Fox News
Whoa, I've never had my "lady business waxed" (by a professional, that is. Word of caution: never use candle wax to get rid of the bush Down Under. Its just not the same.) But if I had, I would NOT want to hear something like that right as I'm about to get my hair ripped out. Mostly because I could never give the proper response. I suppose even the most gracious of thanks would sound like a curse when you're in that sort of situation, and I for one would never want to upset a fan. Especially one with a lot of piping hot wax near my vagina. Strikes me as unwise for some reason.
Here's the picture of Jenna from Walk Hard, because, as Reddit users have informed me, if there's no pic, then it didn't happen! Thanks, Internet!


3 comments:
Oh dear lord. Poor woman. I unfortunately have experienced that particular pain, and the waxer (waxist?), kept trying to carry on conversation. I guess it's supposed to help you relax, but yeah, all I kept thinking was "how on earth can I make small talk when you're pinching my vulva??"
I definitely have to admire her patience!
LOL I imagine its to make the person feel more comfortable, or because the waxer is bored, but damn, its just NOT the time! lol.
I saw some people get waxed fully on Penn and Teller's Bullshit. Looks horrifying but the waxer had a fantastic sense of humor. In that situation, I don't know if I'd hate that, or appreciate it LOL
If you do get waxed, take a Valium or Vicodin. Maybe I'm just being dramatic, but I have 4 tattoos & not one of them compared to the Pain down There when it happened.
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