Mary Kate Olsen Rumored To Be Pregnant

Mary Kate Olsen...pregnant? I didn't know sticks had uteruses. Jaysus, if she's pregnant, then it must be even easier nowadays. In fact, you may want to go check and make sure YOU aren't pregnant. On your period? Never had sex before? Don't own a vagina? Don't care. Go pee on a stick. You just never know. With the way MK sucks down cigarettes and shuns solid foods, you'd think her barren wasteland of a womb would be devoid of all life, like the surface of Mars or some shit. I doubt a viable fertilized egg could grow there. So if she's pregnant, than she's either taking enough hormones make her a veritable ball of estrogen, or she's having an entire baby implanted into her uterus.

"Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy. She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together" Source

Oh, so MK looks like she ate an entire pea, and we're all assuming she's pregnant? Jesus. I guess I've been pregnant since I was five.

What a bullshit quote. "She is really happy and very excited they will soon be starting their family together." Gee, they must have the real "insider" connection! I bet next you'll tell me how "in love" they are and how she's "over the moon" that she's going to be a new mommy. So tired and repetitive. Not to mention, who cares? Mary Kate and Ashley have proven time and time again that they don't give a shit about the little people their career is built on. They can take our money, they just can't be bothered to look at us. Hell, if MKO had dog doo on her lofty Louboutin pumps, she'd probably wouldn't deign scrape it off on your pant legs. She's just too good for that. Can't have your grubby, plebian hands all over her heels. She'd keep right on going.

Even so, this may have been a tad bit interesting if not for the fact that there were blind items surfacing not too long ago about a skinny starlet who'd be courting the public's favor by playing the "Is she or isn't she" game. Nice try Mary Kate!