Winona Ryder's Overdose Due To Xanax
Remember Wino 1.0's little incident from yesterday? Turns out it may have been drug related after all. Here I thought it was the need for drugs, but turns out, she took too many! From the Daily Mail:
"She is thought to have collapsed twice on Flight 282 after taking too many Xantax pills, which are used to combat anxiety."
Umm, XANAX? "Too many" Xanax pills?
Has anyone here ever taken Xanax? If you have, then you know: You don't need a plural Xanax. Ever. "Too many" Xanax pills is usually just one pill. If you're taking even so much as two, you're either an elephant with a serious drug problem or you want to fall asleep so hard that you never wake up...you feel me? Xanax are divided up into four little easy-to-cut bars for a reason--because even one is too many. I heard a psychotherapist once liken them to horse tranquilizers. If you need a mood stabilizer because you're just that panicked or afraid of flying (or bored, let's be honest), there are safer, milder alternatives that don't put you in a coma for a week. Its an anti anxiety pill that fights your paranoia with a 48 hour nap. Its just not safe!
At any rate, its said that they pumped her stomach and she was on another flight to some other European city within hours. That's how these celebrities are. Just too busy to have an overdose, gotta be efficient with their time. 8:00 AM flight, 9:00 AM overdose, 10:00 AM hospital release, and 12:00 PM press junket! Counteract any last traces of tranquilizer in your system with a little Redbull and cocaine, and you're good as new!
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i blame Matt Damon
For any specific reason or do you just hate Matt Damon? LOL
cuz she was almost normal until he started fucking with her.
same with Minnie.
AND Sarah Silverman.
you know what? fuck that snub nosed fucker. he's dead to me.
lol fine with me, I was never that impressed anyway! Whenever I look at him, I can't stop remember the stories (blind items, really) about his hookers and blow days with Ben Affleck, when they'd fuck hookers at the same time while looking into each others eyes...ew.
Xanax users will develop a tolerance really quickly if they're using it regularly. I know, because I use it all the time, lol. I have to take a whole pill just to feel it, and 2 to fall asleep.
Fuuuuck, that's just insane to me. Not insane on your part, but crazy in general. I have a rare neurological condition that causes me to develop a tolerance to drugs very quickly. I've been through 'em all and ruined 'em all. Either I didn't do enough Xanax to get that effect, or its just one helluva drug.
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