Pamela Anderson Writes An Open Letter To Barack Obama, Recommends Legalizing Marijuana

Hm, apparently, ex-Canadian and current hobag Pamela Anderson thinks she's relevant. Someone you should listen to. You know, instead of point and laugh at and occasionally fap fap fap to. Would you take advice from Pamela? Advice that wasn't what the best non-staining anal lubricant or where to buy the best blow? Yeah, that's what I thought. At any rate, she's written an open letter to President elect Obama, and she has some recommended that we legalize marijuana:

"I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment."

Sheesh, of course Pamela Anderson wants marijuana legalized. Why, if she can't get ahold of marijuana, what would she have to come down off the meth with?

I will give her a little credit though, some of her ideas are actually not that bad. Industrial hemp could reduce or eliminate our use of wood for paper, and hemp oil is an amazing fuel. Oh, and then there's the point that millions of Americans are suffering from both common and complicated afflications that could easily be helped or remedied by a few joints in the afternoon. And as Pammy points out (in her letter), having non violent offenders in jail is a unnecessary measure that detrails an otherwise decent person's life and turns them into a criminal.

OK, so she didn't put it quite like that, but eh, I'm the writer here, I'm the one that's supposed to connect the dots and clean up the crap, right? Damn. I need a job as a publicist.

And what's a publicist, kiddos? A paid liar, that's right!