A Cracked Out Interview With Amy Winehouse
Hey, here's something interesting and different! Any by that I mean, predictable, sad, and obnoxious! Its Amy being a crackhead again. "WHY, Badfish, WHY?" you may be rhetorically asking your computer screen . Well, I'll tell you why. Its because I love you, that's why. I know you're probably at work. There's probably no stimulants to be had, unless you want to jack yourself up on 5 Hour Energy and Redbull. Worse still, cocktails and reefer are definite no-nos, and don't get me started on snortin' lines off the ole workplace toilet bowl. Such a shame. Work's a drag. Who can get through it without some form of escapism? So to make up for it, here's a video of Amy Winehouse, talking through her intercom while on drugs...again. Its so insane, you'll literally feel the crack smoke eminating from your computer speakers. Take a big whiff, inhale, exhale. There, now don't you feel a little high just by watching? NOW you can get on with your day! I told you I'm always looking out for you peeps!
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you might as well change that to "an interview with amy winehouse" cuz there is no other kind.
Ah, but maybe I did consider that. And then changed it back because it was just that bad. If you actually need to call the interview cracked out, then it must be worse than ever, right? Like Amy Crackhouse...SQUARED! lol
How the hell does she keep getting drugs? And why are the police not arresting everyone that goes to her place on priciple? They should set up a strip and search at the door.
I mean, the woman hardly goes out anymore - except when she needs a punch bag. Does she have a secret tunnel under her flat? Oh wait, shes famous. Nevermind.
This is the same justice system that busted drug dealers who, on video, sold drugs to Amy Winehouse...but did not bust Amy for it because they could not prove that what she was buying was actually drugs. Um, how can you bust someone for selling something that you can't even prove was drugs? The only explanation is they just wanted to let Amy off.
Because the government gets money from her via taxes etc when she's out on the streets, and thus will sweep things under the carpet. They have $200,000 hospital art to pay for, and Royal family vacations to fund after all...
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