Courtney Love 60 Blogs In A Few Hours
Uh wow. Somebody was feeling chatty this past Sunday. If your definition of chatty means cracked out and in need of an audience. 60 blogs in a few hours! Among the things she talked about: her maid stealing tons of designer clothes (allegedly, I might add), fashion, feeling suicidal, fashion, guitars, fashion...and her moods ranged from "I have a boner" to "I could never wear that dress, as lovely as it is." No, that's not random at all!
Sweetheart, you don't have to blog like a meth-addicted OCD narcissist. I mean, you probably are one, but you don't have to blog like it. Its called Twitter. Or Plurk, if you prefer. Just bang out your ADD and fame whorish tendencies on one of those like a normal person and let us all get back to speculating on when you'll finally die. Or whose poopy butthole you've been fingering long enough to get that lovely brown stain on your finger. OK, I lied, its probably poppy resin.
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man i wonder is she guest blogs??
OD already. 'I have a boner'? Believable considering all the drugs she's put in her system. I bet she's grown a nutsac by now.
"Sweetheart, you don't have to blog like a meth-addicted OCD narcissist. I mean, you probably . Just bang out your ADD and fame whorish tendencies on one of those like a normal person and let us all get back to speculating on when you'll finally die. Or whose poopy butthole you've been fingering long enough to get that lovely brown stain on your finger. OK, I lied, its probably poppy resin."
that paragraph, shining, and lyrical, is one of the MANY reasons i adore you.
lol thanks.
That poop finger cracks me up.
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