Ashlee Gave Birth Last Night! A Baby Boy For Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz!
Here's another new baby to add to the ever growing Hollywood toddler army! They're gonna take over the world! Ashlee and Pete welcomed their new baby boy, Bronx Mowgli Wentz who weighed 7 lbs, 11 oz, and was 20.5 inches long, last night:
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," the rep tells UsMagazine.com. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Good luck kiddos. I have a feeling that the name "Bronx Mowgli" isn't gonna get the street cred you were trying to set him up for. Nope, just a lot of beatdowns, a bunch of NYC burrough jokes, and the persistent and relentless singing of Jungle Book tunes. Great job guys! If that kid doesn't show up in an orange colored diaper for Halloween next year (with Pete as Baloo, of course), I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

4 comments:
Mowgli really?!!! I guess the two of them are big fans of The Jungle Book!!! I bet Ashlee is gonna be pissed once she realizes he is going away to play in Chicago next month. I wish I could see FOB live but I'm not traveling to Chicago for it. However I will be able to watch the show on Fuse. HOw sweet is that!!!
I just found info stating:
Fall Out Boy: Live from The Chicago Theatre, will premiere on Fuse Tuesday, December 16th, at 9:00PM ET/PT.
Mowgli really?!!! I guess the two of them are big fans of The Jungle Book!!! I bet Ashlee is gonna be pissed once she realizes he is going away to play in Chicago next month. I wish I could see FOB live but I'm not traveling to Chicago for it. However I will be able to watch the show on Fuse. HOw sweet is that!!!
I just found info stating:
Fall Out Boy: Live from The Chicago Theatre, will premiere on Fuse Tuesday, December 16th, at 9:00PM ET/PT.
LOL
Its even worse than i expected! That child has enough to hate them for without this fuckery...
Yay! Another baby boy with a stupid, self-aggrandizing name! Who knew!
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