Victoria Beckham Uses Bird Ca Ca Cream On Her Face
Wow you must be all sorts of ugly if you're spreading bird crap on your face and convincing yourself its an improvement. Good news though, I guess. If you're "in" to alternative treatments and you have an acne problem, you need not avoid birds hanging in groups on telephone wires. If you see caca start to rain down, just smile, look up at the sky, and lean into it. It'll save you a couple hundred bucks in a facial treatment, I'm sure. From a "snitch", to Closer Magazine:
“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials,” some dumb self promoting cunt with the initials V.B.
Geisha Facials, a facial cream comprised of nightingale droppings, is said to improve an acne prone complexion. “She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.” “She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”
In other words, Victoria Beckham thinks all Japanese women have clear skin, and some poorly paid assistant who's pushing the product to make ends meet turned her stupid ass on to the cream knowing full well that Victoria would buy into it. I highly doubt an entire nation of women is using bird crap on their face...and I'm sure there are a few Japanese women who resent the idea that they're all acne-free, whether the rumor is due to their supposedly superior genetics or access to the world's smelliest facials. In other words, Victoria Beckham is a dumb, possibly racist or at least completely ignorant, vain, frivolous, cunt. Oh, and she smells and literally wears bird shit. In other words, not someone you want to be friends with, or even stand close to. And don't ever give her the kiss hello!
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“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials,” some dumb self promoting cunt with the initials V.B.
Geisha Facials, a facial cream comprised of nightingale droppings, is said to improve an acne prone complexion. “She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.” “She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”
In other words, Victoria Beckham thinks all Japanese women have clear skin, and some poorly paid assistant who's pushing the product to make ends meet turned her stupid ass on to the cream knowing full well that Victoria would buy into it. I highly doubt an entire nation of women is using bird crap on their face...and I'm sure there are a few Japanese women who resent the idea that they're all acne-free, whether the rumor is due to their supposedly superior genetics or access to the world's smelliest facials. In other words, Victoria Beckham is a dumb, possibly racist or at least completely ignorant, vain, frivolous, cunt. Oh, and she smells and literally wears bird shit. In other words, not someone you want to be friends with, or even stand close to. And don't ever give her the kiss hello!
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