Pamela Anderson Takes A Swipe At Katie Price

Pamela Anderson thinks that Katie Price is "beyond low" for putting her children on reality television. I guess its better to be such a druggie whore that you basically forget you have kids, instead of a drunk whore that pimps her fetal alcohol syndrome kid out the E! network. You see the difference? Its very distinct. Said Pam, of Katie:

"I don't even know how she became famous." (Uhhh hint: exactly the same way you did Pam. With boobs and sex tapes. Only she did it as a brunette. If you didn't spend so much time druggin' and skankin' it up, you mighta noticed.)

“She shows off her kids all the time in TV shows - that’s beyond low. “I’d never do that. Kids can’t make that decision at that age, can they?” Source

Not the best move Pamela. From an employment viewpoint, its not exactly smart to go around dissing a woman who's reality show was on the same network yours is...especially when she's only doing what every other E! reality show whore does. I mean, what do you think Dina Lohan and Denise Richards were doing? Filming their high tea parties? Considering that when I hear the name Pam Anderson, the first phrases to jump into my head are Playboy, Hepatitis C, and Rick Saloman, I think Pam needs to stop having her kettle ass call the pot black.

I'm not entirely convinced that Pam wouldn't have had the kids on the show. She probably just didn't want them to steal the spotlight. Their young supple flesh would contrast too much from their skank harpy mother's, and the audience would be forced to remember that typically, your skin isn't supposed to look like a sun-scorched Grand Canyon ravine. Ah, the foibles of a hasbeen geriatric sex kitten. Sad.