Jamie Lynn Spears...Pregnant?

Jamie Lynn Spears might be pregnant again. Yeah. Fell prey to the whole "if I'm breast feeding I can't get pregnant" scam. She gave birth about four months ago, and is said to be eight weeks along now. National Enquierer broke the news, and Lynne Spears and Jamie are said to be "trying to figure out what to do." In other words, they're trying to decide which pap to call for a photo spread (OK! has been so faithful but really UsWeekly needs a turn) and if this is going to hurt or help Jamie's career.

This is further proof that Child Protective Services needs to be issuing pre-emptive strikes. I can provide a handy dandy list for him of all the dumb twats that need to be sterilized. We can start at Paris Hilton's house and work our way East, finishing up with Brooke Hogan.

CONDOMS hunny. C-O-N-D-O-M-S. I know they feel "icky", but so does cum dripping into your panties. And morning sickness. And pooping in front of the doctor while you squeeze that sucker out of your vagina. Not to mention stitches, constipation, birthing placenta. Now, I know that condoms may be illegal in your state, Jamie Lynn, but celebrities can get away with anything. Smuggle in a few cases of Trojans next time you come back from LA. Your cooter will thank you for it later. Source

Thanks Jax!