Hugh Hefner And Holly Madison Are Officially Over
Holly Madison confirmed in a TMZ video that she and Hugh and are no longer together, citing their dunzo status as a reason for not scoring a Halloween party invite for the TMZ camera man who'd jokingly asked. So it really is finally over! Bridget is already said to be dating someone else and hasn't had sex in three years. And Kendra, long thought to be a lesbian, is engaged to a football player. Wow, and just in time for season 5 of The Girls Next Door! What a coincidence.
I know you're just dying inside over the news... so I'll leave you to digest this in peace. I find a cold compress and a stiff drink helps.
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I guess I have to fess up to watching the show on the weekend when nothing else is on. Does a job on my self-esteem, but I have to watch it anyways. I love Bridget, I don't know why. Holly could drop off the face of the earth and if we could sew Kendra's annoying, useless mouth shut, that would rock.
Damn. I'm opinionated lately. Sorry.
i watch, too. it's almost unavoidable, they way they rerun and throw marathons every weekend...
but this actually surprises me. i wonder if this happened:
hef "holly, why are you out with that magician?"
hol "dude, you're fucking 80. you don't tell me what to do. i make you look good, so shut the hell up"
hef "no, you can't just run around like that"
hol "watch me"
I've caught a few promos and I have to admit that the girls themselves are actually pretty entertaining. At least they got that going for them. Besides, you know, a 55 gallon drum of hair bleach and six fake titties between them.
So is the Cris Angel rumor true? I know they denied the hell out of it, but I could see that. He's such a douche...blech. And I have to see him all the time cause my daughter thinks he's hot. She's 13, what does she know? hehehe
Thanks P M for sharing my secret shame. Now if I could give up VH-1 reality, my IQ might begin to head north again.
Heh heh Jessi could be worse. Could be MTV!
As for Cris Angel, who knows. He's married, and hangs around a lot of skanky blondes...but is said to be gay? So I have no fucking clue. What I've seen of him on TV is very charming, he at least has that going for him. But I've heard rumors that half the reason he gets so many girls on his arms is because he uses minor hynoptism techniques to keep their attention, and they're usually so stupid (ie Paris, Pamela, and Holly), that they fall for it hook line and sinker. Which is great for him, because it throws off the gay rumors. Interestingly enough, all three he's been seen with in the past, Pamela, Paris and Holly, have been with men who have bisexuality rumors surrounding them, and both Paris and Pamela rumored to be willing to play along with bisexual guys.
That's why I say sexuality is such a dodgy, indefineable thing. Any situation could have possibly played out.
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