Its Official: Cheryl Burke Is Fat
Mind you, when I say "Its official, Cheryl Burke is fat", I don't mean fat like you and me and regular people fat. I mean Hollywood whore-farm standards, which are the ones anyone in showbiz lives by. Its weird being able to see a virtual timeline in Cheryl Burke's ever expanding ass simply by perusing the C section in my photo folders. Just seeing her gives me awful flashbacks to my days as a meat cutters apprentice, packing sausage into lamb's entrails all the live long day. Looks like Cheryl's meat would have split the casings entirely. I guess thats why human skin makes the BEST casings (not that I'd know...or anything...). The human intestines can hold in hundreds of pounds and dozens of miles worth of compacted, undigested McDonald's hamburger, so about forty pounds of fat isn't going to faze it much.
Meh. Honestly, if she doesn't care how she looks, then I shouldn't either. Her career is more about her ability as a dancer rather than aesthetics, so I guess the big question is why she isn't exercising and keeping up her skill. Maybe she should just skip the after dinner roast-pig-on-a-spit.
Meh. Honestly, if she doesn't care how she looks, then I shouldn't either. Her career is more about her ability as a dancer rather than aesthetics, so I guess the big question is why she isn't exercising and keeping up her skill. Maybe she should just skip the after dinner roast-pig-on-a-spit.
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Even more breaking news: She continues to wear ill-fitting, poorly designed swimwear that does absolutely NOTHING for her. I made a construction-paper swimsuit for a doll one time, it looked a whole lot like what this fool is wearing. It's just the most terribly cut piece of garbage!
WOMAN! What the hell do you DO?! GOD, I don'[t feel so good...
She must be wineing & dining to become porko. Now she can't even do her splits in her dances. And the guys can't even lift her up anymore. Cheryl needs to join Jenny Craig & get some tips from Queen Latifa & Valerie. Now Valerie should be on Dancing with The Stars!
I just don't see how you can be that fit, and yet still so big. It boggles my mind!
I think shes just put on more muscle if you ask me...look at her thighs. She'd outmuscle most guys her size, all hands down.
I really dont think its the muscle. I think the presence of muscle is why her thighs looks disproportionate to the rest of her body...but I don't think its why she looks so fat. If you compare her chin and arms and back from last season, its clear she has gained some fat.
Leave her alone! She is a size 4 and she dances for a living. Just because she isn't a size zero doesn't make her fat. Being a stick figure isn't everything! Half of those size zeros are snorting coke and throwing up their one meal for the day. At least Cheryl keeps it real and has an awesome career. Don't hate appreciate! Have a great day haters!
First off, you obviously didn't read my first sentence.
Second of all she is not a size four. Those thighs, are not a size four. Stop lying, Cheryl.
"I'm such an insecure bored lil fan girl that I got to go around defending someone I've never met!" Seriously girl, this ain't the place for you. Do yourself a favor and keep yoru delusional ass off my site, k?
"LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE CHERYL ALONE!" we have our very own Chris Crocker, but I bet even he could spell "cutie", unlike ours...
Unless of course, this is Cheryl going around defending herself
Seriously, "cuitepiedr", check every picture of her that I have on the site. She is NOT a size four. Get over it.
OMG you guys!
ITS CALLED HAVING MUSCULES!!! SHE A DANCER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Cheryl doesn't need your critizism!
HOLY ! this is stupid! Shes NOT fat!
what the hell is fat to you?!
FAT IS called overweight. your just jealous! all i can say is
CHERYL you go girl WE LOVE YOU!
~ Mimi
Yes, I am ridiculously jealous of the way her "muscle" dimples and winks in the sunlight. Its gorgeous.
To be clear, when she said she is (winks) size 4, she said size 4 dresses. It means clothes that dont need to hug the thighs. You have to remember their costumes are ultra stretchable which means a size 4 is really a size 8. I'm a size 4 every since i can remember and i have gained weight but i'm still a size 4. I try on size 6 and it's to loose for me. I do believe the garment industry has adjusted the standard sizing meaning size 4 is the new size 6. Cheryl dear, don't kid your self. You can turn the world upside down and shake it like a martini, you wouldnt be able to fit in my size 4 pants. Your thighs are extremely huge but i guess you know that coz ive never seen you wear short skirts like the other dancers on the show. I can't imagine you wearing Julianne leopard samba dress she danced with Apollo. Dare to wear that and we'll see if you're a real size 4. Don't think so. Call Jenny Craig fast!
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