The Plot Thickens--Spencer Sold Out Mary Kate

Inneresting...the above picture was sold by one Spencer Pratt, douchebag extraordinaire, for a whopping $50,000 (which he then probably spent on head shots, tanning oil, and rent boys). This was revealed in a recent article by Details.com and it is a MUST READ. The article just oozes with Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt's pit stank. Among the reveals:

Spencer and Brody have a fleet of cars and a luxury lifestyle mostly thanks to a rich entourage member who pays for everything.

During the interview, partially done from a booth in Hyde, Spencer sneers at Kevin Connolly for being an actor in a show based on guys like Brody and Spencer, instead of being Brody and Spencer. This is despite the fact that Kevin Connolly is drinking for free, and Brencer's rich entourage member had to pay for the Grey Goose.

Brody and Spencer plot to get Brody to date Nicole Ritchie and get her to eat as a ploy to increase his celebrity by being a "hero".

And it goes on and on and on. I shouldn't have even read it. I have few doubts that its this type of stuff that triggers serial killer impulses and epilepsy. Its before noon on a Saturday and I already feel like I need a drink. I wish I were a vampire so it could be a cocktail of Brody and Spencer's blood and I could rid the world of them once and for all. This article should have been printed on the back of The Best Little Bulimic how to guide.