I Am Going To Slap The Shit Out Of Tila Tequila

I hope I never see this ugly troll faced little fake rollin' down her ho stroll, because I'm just too pretty for the clink. I will not be able to resist the urge to wrap my fingers around that twiggy neck and throttle her it until the little bobble head pops right off. Keep reading, you'll understand why.

As a bisexual female, with scores of gay friends whom I love and adore, I cannot believe the self important load of bullcrap that just spewed out of this girl's mouth. (I get the feeling that anything that comes out of Tila's mouth is coated in a layer of sperm and condom lubricant). Bitch thinks she's the reason that the gay marriage ban is lifted. Tila Tequila told UsWeekly:

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Hilarious that UsWeekly had to clarify in brackets what she meant everytime she used the word "it". Thats exactly the word I use to refer to Tila Tequila. Yes, Tila, you're exactly the reason why gay marriage is legal in California now. Nothing like a troll faced tranny milking her fifteen minutes of fame to bring the courts to their knees. Right. Drunk sluts who kiss girls for free drinks are exactly why we're making this thing legal. Not the thousands upon thousands of gay couples who want respect for their long term commitments and benefits for their partners. Not for homosexual couples who want a family and children and respect the institute of marriage. Nope. Just the skanky hobags. We did it all for the fake-bisexual pussy.