Thursday, May 22, 2008

Shania Twain Divorce: Pictures of Homewrecker Emerge


See that lovely lady on the left? That's Shania Twain. Slim, good lookin', nice breasts. And on the right is the...well..what can best be described as the human equivalent of a mildewy old dishrag. Somehow those deflated funbags and crows feet managed to rope in Shania's husband of 14 years, and their affair is said to have ended the marriage.

Marie-Anne ThiƩbaud, ex housekeeper and secretary to Twain and her husband Mutt Lange, is the woman who came between them. And she does not even directly deny the affair. She was contacted at home and has this to say:

"I know what you're ringing to ask me about. But, when marriages break up they break up for all sorts of complicated reasons, it's never just one reason. And those reasons should be kept private. If you're looking for a person that broke up a marriage then you have the wrong person. I'm not that person."


Nice non-denial, homewrecker. Sounds like someone hasn't faced the truth. Whether or not you're the one who breaks up a marriage, having any part in the immediate aftermath is in poor form.

Ladies, this is a warning to us all. It doesn't matter how good looking you are. If you're no longer having sex with your partner you're not gonna keep them interested. Their dick will randomly fall into the next open vagina it encounters. Almost anyone close by will do. Just ask Hilary Clinton.

We women keep thinking that so long as we're beautiful enough our relationships can last anything. Shania's divorce is proof positive that the sentiment is misguided.

19 comments:

Anonymous June 11, 2008 12:40 PM  

Mutt is called "Mutt" for nothing. Shania is a hot babe and gives it up often, she loves it. So that's not the reason.

Plus, she has no problem swallowing either. So try to find fault in her, there's none, she's about as perfect as you can get.

Mutt is a weird guy and this proves it.

Bad Fish June 11, 2008 12:58 PM  

And who the fuck are you? Shania's pool boy? How the hell would you know a damn thing about whether or not she gives it up, or swallows, unless you are her lover? Unless of course, you are Shania...which would make you one very weird lady, to track down small time bloggers and retort that you're nto frigid.

"Perfect"? Hardly. The only stories I ever hear about her are all about how awful she is to everyone and how much she lied to get to where she is today. What has you so invested in her that you feel the need to defend her "honor"?

Who're you calling weird, you fucking looney?

Anonymous December 1, 2008 1:21 AM  

What you don't understand is that it is
very difficult to get through 14 years of
marriage without having changed from
the person you were. Strange that younger
people blame looks or sex for everything,
but I can tell you unequivocally that neither has much to do with divorce. Often, we simply marry people for the
wrong reasons, forgetting the long haul.
hipo

Bad Fish December 1, 2008 9:19 AM  

Yeah, calm down Shania.

My parents seemed to get through 25 years of marriage, without "changing who they are", just fine.

Anonymous December 6, 2008 2:23 PM  

No one knows Shania she is the own author of her life,but we all know we all love for who she is who cares what other people say.

Bad Fish December 6, 2008 2:25 PM  

OK Crazy, this is the last one of your messages that I'm letting through, all the rest will be nothing but a waste of your time. I don't need any erratic, mispelled, and senseless defenses of a woman who by all private accounts is an absolute monster who has lied and sensationalized her former life on my site thanks.

Anonymous December 17, 2008 2:17 AM  

Hey everyone, it really is shania writing on here.....the fact that she's so concerned about what random people on the internet think is soo pitiful she is soo lost its almost embarassing that i know her Leeny pie, some advice for you, get some professional help, and quit dragging your sisters and brothers through the media with all your stupid antics, your bullshit affects them too are you that stupid?. maybe pinning your ears back did something to your brain.?!

get a life! and while your at it get them one too for all the bullshit iv'e seen them go through as a result of your career!! there's some reality for you..the kind you talk about but don't live in.!!

Anonymous December 18, 2008 5:04 PM  

I will say! though, even though I think, as a straight woman, S. Twain's very pretty, but has only done this to "herself", just as B. Spears. They are similar. Perhaps it's time for Shania to lead a cleaner life, maybe get involved with helping in some charitys of her choice. I'm sure she's not a bad person, she loves animals & that I love about her, but she needs to clean up the act quite a bit. THX. L.W.
Miss W.

coffee January 25, 2009 8:52 PM  

wow whoever divorced her is missing out

Anonymous February 9, 2009 3:50 PM  

Shania,
If you do read this blog I just want to tell you I think your beauty is 2nd to none, and if you ever want to date an average 42 year old Joe whos in great shape and out for nothing more than enjoying time with you, let me know.

Anonymous April 8, 2009 4:25 PM  

I can't believe how mean you people are to Shania Twain. Does anyone remember that she lost both her parents in an auto accident and had to take care of her siblings at an early age. Don't judge someone unless you've walked a day in their shoes. Welcome to Caledon Shania. Welcome home ! ! !

Bad Fish April 8, 2009 4:36 PM  

Oh give me a break. Yeah, so she lost people. So have we all. That doesn't mean she isn't a bitch. That doesn't mean she's above criticism.

Get a life fanboy

Anonymous April 11, 2009 6:13 AM  

Don't you think it's a little harsh that you're judging someone you don't even know?

You're basing your whole opinion on someone on word of mouth, seriously, how reliable do you think they are? Do they even know her?

Why do you jump to the conclusion that the reason her marrage failed was due to lack of sex...? that isn't the only reason marrages break down.

It could have been down to anything & you're jumping to the conclusion that she was frigid...

Mutt was a complete idiot for cheating on Shania, expecially for that munted spinster.

Peace out.

Bad Fish April 11, 2009 9:14 AM  

You're right. I bet Shania was just minding her own business, leading the perfect life and doing all the perfect things, and suddenly Mutt just cheated and walked away.

Yeah right.

And I love how all these stupid jilted women are coming on here to worship Shania and deny that marriages break down because of sex. Hun, if you're trying to convince yourself that the reason he left you was "his" issues, then you're kidding yourself! Every relationship issue I've ever seen/had was often easy to get through with my partner when we had an active sex life. It was an indication of intimacy that transcending our problems. So no matter what you say...chances are, ole Mutt wasn't getting any!

Anonymous April 14, 2009 3:01 AM  

Come on you guys, who was screwing who does not really matter. Both should look in the mirror, it takes two to stuff up a marriage mostly by taking each other for granted. I'm sorry for Shania.

Anonymous April 15, 2009 11:04 AM  

The problem with men is that they think with their little head and not their big head. That means you too BAD FISH. PS I'm not a Fanboy, I'm a female Fan ! ! !

Bad Fish April 15, 2009 11:05 AM  

OK, well, fangirl. I'm a WOMAN.

Dumbass.

Anonymous May 18, 2009 6:08 AM  

Hey Bad Fish,

You are a harsh, foul mouth SOB or perhaps bitch. Who knows it is the internet. Be whomever you want ot be. Regardless you make some valid points about sex and harmony in relationships.
I find all you guys and your opinions amd interactions much more interesting than some celebrity life.
I never undertood why people blog. I assumed you people have no life and spend all your time attempting to create a life on the internet.
Odviously, I have choosen to join you. Cannot wait to hear your great insights and insults.
So fuck you bad fish and have a nice day.

The Princess Bride

Bad Fish May 18, 2009 7:43 AM  

Whatever you say, psycho!

*I'm* the one that writes the stuff, and *you're* the one lingering here, obsessing over me, and spending all your time reading my posts and commenting on them. Who's the loser with no life, again? I mean, if blogging is a waste of time then gee, commenting on my blogs must be an even WORSE waste of time, no?



PS All comments go through me first. Spend time here if you like. It doesn't mean I'll let your incoherent, nonsensical rants appear here again. There is no "joining" us because the ones who have, are the ones I want here.

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