Thursday, May 29, 2008

Illegally Blonde 5.29.08


Wait I'm confused. I don't know what I'm seeing here. A face that vaguely resembles a bovine, and udder like saggy tits. Three huge sausages and a group of onlookers with cameras. Am I missing something? Is beastiality porn legal now?

OK you got me, its Tori, on a promotional tour for her new show Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. They've moved their reality show back to Hollywood now that they've tired of the bed and breakfast, and are shown above at Pink's for a quick bite and a photo op.

Of the show, Tori told E! "I chose to go back because it's home and we had such a loyal fan base."

Oh come on now Tori, tell the truth. Loyal fan base? Or paid staffers and central casting choads who'll clap and squeal on command if you throw them a ten spot?

Tori is our Illegally Blonde for the day because her limp, pale, lifeless hair has a vague brassy green look to it at the roots, and it scares me. I know she can't dye it because she's pregnant but damn at least put some Sun In on that shit or something! Geesh.

1 comments:

Anonymous May 29, 2008 4:21 PM  

Poor girl she's stuck in being 13 years old and wantig daddys attention. Now she's working on a horrid realiaty show just for a lil taste of the 90's again

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